Pissing Down The Garbage Chute

i urinated into
a garbage chute today
while doing my delivery driver job

no time to make any unscheduled stops

me in the garbage room
that was more like a closet
grabbing myself

debating

the hinges did not squeak
the brass was shiny and clean

certainly a very nice chute

but the opening
was perfect level to my waist

and me

ready to race
like a piss horse
and my bladder defying the odds

i urinated into the garbage chute
said "thank you" into the opening
slammed it shut
and then proceeded to room 209
where i made my delivery
complimenting the resident on her lavish apartment choice

the lady thanked me and agreed
that she did in fact enjoy the layout of her complex

but more so

how convenient having a garbage chute down the hallway is

...i concur